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Hey you,
I'm Logan and I have no clue what's socially acceptable or how to address you. I'm chaotic neutral and I don't know how to talk about myself, so if you don't have a sense of humor, go do something other than look for broken people to try fixing.

If you're still reading this, you have a sense of humor or you're a psychologist looking for a new case study, in either case, please proceed. I'm 30 years old but I've looked about the same for roughly 15 years, so I'm either a vampire, Dorian Gray, or genetically lucky, but if you know who Dorian Gray is, you're definitely a psychologist or your crazy matches my crazy. I hide behind humor because reality is exhausting and the inconsistent social norms provoke as much anxiety as a blind cat surrounded by rattlesnakes. I thrive in chaos because its the only way to survive an environment ruled by ignorance and malarkey, so embracing chaos was the best logical course of action and now that I've wasted approximately five minutes of your life that you'll never get back, imagine how I feel after more than ten years in prison.

As you should be able to tell, I don't sensor myself and I don't know when to shut up, so if you're looking for a good laugh and someone that understands the inner workings of a chaotic mind, look no further and feel free to email me through the "GTL gettingout" app or send a letter and hope that I can read your handwriting.

Much love and respect from Logan Swank to whomever you are.