PrisonPenPals ~ Platinum Ads

I am looking for a self-sufficient, independent (preferably retired) woman who is open to the reality of a time lasting marriage! I'm talking about the “Notebook” variety type shit! We go leave all the back and forth part of it out of how we go about manifesting our love song.

I've been in prison since I've been 16 yrs old, straight leg no chase, I am about to be 51 in March. So you should understand something right now, if you don't have a husband or someone who is willing to ride the river with you, then you’ll not find a better prospect than the author of this AD. I say that because I have spent my time in prison, becoming!!! There are many hardships one experiences in here but learning to live by your word is not one of them and for the era I came to prison in, if your word ain't shit, then you ain't shit! So I have no lies to tell or games to play. I'm looking for a wife who's willing to commit to me and this version of love and falling in love that I bring to the table. This love is full of trust, communication, honesty, attentiveness, loyalty and the conviction that those things are daily and moment to moment requirements. You see once love is found it has to be maintained and that is not possible without the cornerstone attributes I have named previously.

This lady I am seeking to be my wife has to be willing to unload all her baggage on and to me, I want to know the best of you right along with the worst of you, vice versa. It is not enough for me to know what you've done but I need to know the why of things as well.

I'm not really superficial so I don't care too much about a person's weight (only the extent of what's healthy) or their looks. I have no desire for a supermodel, I am looking for a superwoman, that rare unicorn who still has it in them to want to be loved and to fall in love. Have to be sexually active, at least 5 times a week. I want to cook, dress well, do nails and administer massages, soak in a hot tub, spend time with you playing magic, watching movies, going wherever you want to go. Playing with the dogs (#) and just have my everyday consist of enjoying you and allowing your days to be joy-filled via the care I demonstrate towards and for you.

Need for you to be computer savvy. Oh and I ain't no freak, that is to say I don't have no desire for extra partners in my marriage bed. My ass is off the table, I ain't into none of that weird stuff involving no one doing nothing to my butt. I want my woman to be partial to wearing her own hair and having some vaginal growth.

I want to grow some veggies for the house and community. You should be willing to visit, write letters, your time is the most I will require from you, if you got that then we can have everything I spoke of in this ad.

Sincerely,
Clarence Coleman